What is he? 12?

Random things Ian has said lately:

"I just HAVE to get rid of these hiccups..."

"Mommy, do you want me to leave this door open or closed?"

"I'm going upstairs. I'll be back in just a few minutes."

"Give me back my popcorn! Fit (spit) it out in this little bowl!"

When asked if he wanted to go pee-pee in the potty: "Um...(big, thoughtful look)...no tanks."