Almost Alone

I tried to get in a quick moment by myself in the bathroom just now. But Ian eventually wandered in.

Ian: Mommy? What are you doing?
Me: Going potty, baby.
Ian: (In all seriousness) Oh. I'll stay in here to make sure you are safe. Because there might be monsters. Or a wasp. A wasp could come out of that light. And poke you. And if a wasp came out of that light and poked you, then I would run and get my Blue Dog. ...Or it could be a blue monster.
Me: Thanks, Ian.