And for My Next Trick..

The front yard!

What was once a shameful excuse for landscaping will be magically transformed into a beautifully landscaped area. I started today with the spade, cutting the edge for the new bed and starting to rip up the sod. Maybe I'll have it all ripped up and cleaned out by Friday...?

And no, this has nothing to do with the pint of Ben & Jerry's Cheesecake Brownie ice cream that I ate in one sitting this morning.