I read the paper like I usually do...amused by the article about the "Spabeque"- a hog farm turned beauty spa near Raleigh. Bacon fat facials and smoked bourbon coctails rimmed with bacon salt don't really appeal to me, but hey! Who am I to criticize anyone's tastes?
Ha. I found out it was a joke. Der. It was a good one, at that, though! Read the article. It's really funny now (go ahead, I give you permission to laugh at me for my gulliblity), not just amusing.