Totally Disgusting

This is non-kid related, although I do have a few disgusting kid items to share, too (but I won't).

This was sliming its way across my porch this morning:

It is a leopard slug.  It was at least 5 inches long.  Thank goodness I didn't go out to get the paper in my bare feet this morning!

I told Bryan about it and showed him the picture, and he asked my why I didn't throw it on the grill?  Gross.  Men.