Guyisms

Me: Gavin, you are a smart cookie!
G: I'm not a cookie!  I'm a Guy-Guy!

As I was looking up a recipe on the computer:
G: Move, Mommy!  I wanna see da muffins on da poo-dah!

G: I want some more mints.
Me: Mints?  Where did you get mints?
G: No, more mints. (then shows me his empty bowl of almonds he was eating- al-mints)