Me: What did you do at school today, Ian?
Ian: Uh, played with Ava and Leah. But Leah kept kissing me all the time.
Me: So, what did you do?
Ian: I just kept moving around so she couldn't, but she still kissed me all the time. It was not a good day.
Now I have to go get my stuff ready to file our sexual harassment suit. Watch out, Crabby family.
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4 comments:
That is HILARIOUS!
Are you watching Big Brother this season? That reminds me of Natalie and Matty, for anyone is watching.
Typo in my post. Last phrase should read, "for anyone who is watching."
That is too funny!
It's also totally like Big Brother!
Well, you did dress him in a t-shirt that read "Chick Magnet"!
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